Post your favourite Squidward quote here.

Mine is:

Squidward: Let me guess tiny. A small salad?.

Bubble Bass: I'll take a double triple baulty deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style with extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim

(Squidward records this down)

Squidward'(Stops writing) We serve food here sir.

What's your favourite Squidward Tentacles quote?.